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    Bill Gates Died

    Bill Gates passes away and goes up to heaven where he is met by God.



    "Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure



    whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped



    society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world, and yet



    you



    created that ghastly Windows.



    "I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you



    decide where you want to go."



    Bill replied, "Well thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?"



    God said, "You take a peek at both places briefly if it will help you



    decide. Shall we look at Hell first?"



    "Sure" said Bill, "Let's go!"



    Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear water.
    There



    were thousands of beautiful men and women running around, playing in the



    water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the



    temperature was perfect.



    "This is great!" said Bill. "If this is Hell, I can't wait to see Heaven."



    God replied, "Let's go!" and so off they went to Heaven. Bill saw puffy



    white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about playing



    harps and singing.



    It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell.



    Bill Gates though for only a brief moment and rendered his decision.
    "God,



    I



    do believe I would like to go to Hell."



    "As you desire," said God.



    Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see



    how



    things were going. He found Bill Gates shackled to a wall, screaming



    amongst



    the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons.



    "How ya doing', Bill?" asked God.



    Bill responded with anguish and despair, "This is awful! This not what I



    expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women











    playing



    in the water?"



    "Oh THAT?!" said God. "That was the Screen Saver "





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    ha..ha..ha..
    poor Bill!



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    funny



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    what a funny i really sorrow by seeing the title



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