Remote Buddy
Ask any jock and he'll tell you that he can't get enough of remote controls in his life, and wish that there was one which could shut the wife and kids up as well. The Remote Buddy is the perfect gift then for such a person, featuring a quartet of seats to hold your most frequently used remotes in a single location. Never again do you have to search for that wayward remote right before an important game comes on, and the fact that the Remote Buddy comes with a cup holder qualifies this to be a prime couch potato essential. Heck, it is even smart enough to locate lost remotes by pushing the button on the base to signal the missing device.