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    girlfriends and wives

    The Equation:

    7 Glance = 1 Smile
    7 Smile = 1 Meeting
    7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
    7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
    7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
    And that 1 Bloody marriage has 777777777777 problems.
    So beware of glance!












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    Plan For Future:

    Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
    Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
    Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.
    Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
    Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa.



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    Exams:

    Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
    1,Too Many Questions.
    2,Difficult to Understand.
    3,More Explanation is Needed.
    4,Result is always FAIL!



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    Liar:

    A man is dying of Cancer.
    His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people
    u're dying of AIDS?"

    Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur
    mom"



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    Delivered:

    Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds
    later a report came to his phone and he started
    dancing.

    The report said, "DELIVERED".



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    Three Feelings:

    What's the difference between stress, tension and
    panic?
    Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when
    girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are
    pregnant.



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