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    Mallu Jokes.............. (1)

    Here comes the mallu. Hey My Brothers from Kerela please dont get mad these are just jokes

    Enough of Sardar jokes……………..Mallu jokes are here ! Please read the ANSWERS as they are WRITTEN. For instance the first one is Income Tax but pronounce is as IN-GUM-DAX and so the rest. Enjoy..........

    1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?
    IngumDax

    2) Where did the Malayali study? In the ko-liage.

    3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today? He
    is very bissi.

    4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket? To go to
    Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff.

    5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff? To yearn meney.

    6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught
    fire? He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.

    7) How does a Malayali spell moon? MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen

    What is Malayali management graduate called? Yem
    Bee Yae.

    9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America ?
    He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

    10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office
    everyday? An Oto

    11) Where does he pray? In a Temble, Charch and a
    Maask

    12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ? A Malaya-Lee of
    coarse.

    13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis
    dont werk hard? Kerala.

    14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
    Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting,
    folding and re-tying the lungi

    15) Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait? He had a
    Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say 'KEEP
    QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'

    16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line? " Frem Tea
    Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where "

    17) Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football
    teams ? Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set up a
    tea shop.

    1 Now pass it on to 5 Mals to get a free sample of
    kokanet oil.

    19) Pass it on 10 Mals to get a free pack of Benana
    Chibbs.


     


    20) Pass it on to 15 Mals to get a set of BROGUN bones....



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    extremely hilarious

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    lolzz these are soo funny..although i dont kno malu ppl...u kno wht i mean..

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    Thanx Haily and Shainee

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    ha ha ha nice da

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    Thanx Angel

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    my pleasure aragorn

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    he he he gud aaples taste n sound gud

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    Yup hahahahaah

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