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    Telegram jokes...

    >A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,
    >which the father receives as :
    >Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."












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    >A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a
    >telegram to his wife : "I wish you were here."
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    >The message received by wife: "I wish you were her."



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    >A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway station to return to
    >her husband. At the reservation counter, while her turn came,it was the
    >last ticket.
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    >Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the queue, she offered her
    >berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which reached
    >as:
    >"Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an old
    >lady."



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    >A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he
    >goes to order a birthday cake.
    >The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.
    >
    >Well he thinks for a while and says: let's put, "you are not getting
    >older you are getting better". The salesman asks "how do you want me to
    >put it?" The man says,Well put "You are not getting older", at the top
    >and"You are getting better" at the bottom.
    >
    >The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened the entire party
    >watched the message decorated on the cake: "You are not getting older at
    >the top,You are getting better at the bottom".



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