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    Santa - Banta Series :-)

    Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know
    Why?
    Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

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    Ultimate answer while changing a job.
    Interviewer: Why did you change your last job?
    Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.

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    How did Santa tried to kill a bird??
    He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.

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    Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he
    hasn't came back yet!
    Santa: Why don't u cook something else? .


     


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    An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
    Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
    Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!

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    Santa and Banta went for a drive.
    Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
    Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"

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    Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously...
    Finally, Santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.

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    Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing?
    Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

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    Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The steering, dash board,
    gears of car have been stolen.
    After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.



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    hilarious ..

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    Thankssssssssssssssssss

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    ... but you've posted it in wrong section (inspiration) .. I've moved it to jokes ...

    keep up your good posting dear

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    Good jokes Jasmine

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    Really Nice Jasmine.....Just an advice can u just change the color of the TEXT coz to READ i had to highlight the whole thing...............

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    Thanxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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    hi jasmine....cool collection....

    well the font was very difficult....
    the color of font sorry....

    have a gr8 day
    bye tc

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    superbb.... hahahahaha

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