A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says
come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.
"Well," he said, "I've
been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the
condoms because I think
tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then
we're going out. And
I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me,
she'll want me all the
time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his
purchased and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her
parents. He asks if he
might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but
continues praying for
several minutes. The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that
you were such a
religious person." He leans over to her and says, "You never told me
that your father is a
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