A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside and
said, "If you don't do the following, your husband will
1.Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send
him off to work in a good mood.
2.At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and
put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back
3.For dinner, fix an especially nice meal, and don't
burden him with household chores.
4.And in the bedroom, satisfy his every need..
On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor
had told her.
"You're going to die," she replied.