THE ORIGINAL QUOTE
If you love someone,
Set her free
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....

THE NEW VERSIONS.....

Optimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free
Don't worry, she will come back.

Pessimist:









If you love someone,
Set her free
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

Suspicious:

If you love someone,
Set her free
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Playful:

If you love someone,
Set her free
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again

Bill Gates :

If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but
tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

Finance expert :

If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad!