Law 1: Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or
forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by manager.

Law 2: The rate of change in the software is directly proportional to
the payment received from client and takes place at the quick rate as
when deadline force is applied.

Law 3: For every Use Case Manifestation there is an equal but opposite
Software Implementation.

Law 4 : Bugs can neither be created nor be removed from software by a
developer. It can only be converted from one form to another. The total
number of bugs in the software always remains constant!