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    ash2032
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    Bhai Ka Resume

    Pakya Bhai Supariwala

    Objective:
    To obtain a challenging position as a Crime Implementation Analyst (CIA)

    Education:
    * B.S. (Crime Technology) Tihar Jail, India, August 1994
    * M.S. (Criminal Sciences) Virginia Prison for International Smugglers and
    The Unlawful Activists(VPISUA), August 1996.


     


    Thesis:
    "On escaping from high security prisons like Alcatraz with minimal efforts"

    Coursework:
    Cop Psychology, Plastic Explosives Technology, Bomb Controls and Timer
    Device Theory, International Smuggling and Drug Trafficking, Object Oriented
    Crime Design

    Work Experience:
    * Research Assistant, LTTE Labs, Jaffna, Aug 1990-Aug 1991
    * Worked on the prestigious Belt Bomb project
    * Developed instant death cyanide capsules in orange, strawberry; and mint Flavors (Patent# 007,13,666)

    Summer Internship:
    * Dawood Ibrahim and Haji Mastan Associates, Bombay, June1987-July1990
    * Worked as a hitman and was responsible for many supari style killings
    * Participated in election rigging in Bihar and made hafta Collections

    Honors & Achievements:
    * Won 1980 Gabbar Singh Memorial Award (given to child prodigies in crime)
    * Member, IPKF (Indian Professional Killers Forum) student chapter
    * Performer of the year in 2004 General Elections in Bihar & U.P.
    * Strong hold on Govt. & NGOs.
    * Specialized in extortion,illegal construction business & fake academic Degree supply.

    References:
    * Dr. Charles Sobhraj, Full Time Prof., Tihar Jail, New Delhi
    * Dr. Chandra Swamy, Visiting Faculty Tihar Jail, New Delhi
    * Dr. Dawood Ibrahim, Overseas Projects Manager, Dubai



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    umamgp
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    nice one yaar!! Honors & Achievements and References part made me laugh so much..

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    unnikrisb4u
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    nick1983
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    this is awesome; lol

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