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    Smart fella...hahaha (sorry if a repost)

    There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One day, a man came in and
    asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy told him that they only sold whole heads of
    lettuce, but the man replied that he did not need a whole head, but only a half head. The boy
    said he would go ask his manager about the matter.

    The boy walked into the back room and said, "there is some a**hole out there who wants to buy
    only a half a head of lettuce." As he was finishing saying this he turned around to find the
    man standing right behind him, so he added, "and this gentleman wants to buy the other half".

    The manager okayed the deal and the man went on his way. Later the manager called on the boy
    and said, "you almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed
    with the way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet and we like that around here.

    Where are you from son?" The boy replied, "Minnesota sir".

    "Oh really? Why did you leave Minnesota" asked the manager. The boy replied, "They're all just
    whores and hockey players up there." The manager was shocked and replied "My wife is from

    The boy answered, "Really! What team did she play for?"

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    Heard b4............

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