sardar g shadi k bad pahli bar susral gaye tu
gaon walon say kahnay lagay yar yahan koi enjoy kernay k liye cheez hai
gaon walon: nahi babo g aik thi wo aap lay gay
A boy goes to see a cabaret dance.
His mom gets angry n asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: yes, i saw ....DAD .
Sanskrit teacher : What is d meaning of "Tamso maa Jyotirgamaya. "?
Student : Maa tum so jaao, me Jyoti ke saath jaata hoo...