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    Santa Banta Jokes

    sardar g shadi k bad pahli bar susral gaye tu
    gaon walon say kahnay lagay yar yahan koi enjoy kernay k liye cheez hai
    gaon walon: nahi babo g aik thi wo aap lay gay

    A boy goes to see a cabaret dance.
    His mom gets angry n asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
    Boy: yes, i saw ....DAD .

    Sanskrit teacher : What is d meaning of "Tamso maa Jyotirgamaya. "?
    Student : Maa tum so jaao, me Jyoti ke saath jaata hoo...

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    Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?
    Doc: Haan, bilkul.
    Santa: To phir theek hai doc saab warna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi
    zindagi hai.

    SANTA: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom
    rahi thi...
    BANTA: Koun si film thi ?
    SNATA: Apni shaadi ki movie thi !

    Son:daddy meri door ki nazar kamzor hai chasma le do.
    Dad took him outside & said:woh kya hai beta???
    Dad: NALALYAK aur kitna door dekhega

    A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn't turns up
    for 4 days.
    Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I
    press the bell but no one comes out.

    Sardar 1: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2
    Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going &
    I sent my wife with him.

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    Jeeto(Santa se)- tumhe public nai kyu mara ?

    Santa- pata nahi ?

    mene to jwellary shop mai sales girl sai poocha tha, aaj tumhare sone ka kya rate hai ?

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    Santa and Banta are walking home after a night on the piss. They‘ve got no money to get a taxi and are staggering all over the place when they find themselves outside the bus depot.

    Santa has a brainwave and says to Banta, “Get in there and steal a bus so we can drive home and I‘ll stay out here and look out for the police“.

    Banta breaks into the garage and is gone for twenty minutes while Santa is wondering what the hell he‘s doing.

    Eventually Santa sticks his head around the door and sees Banta running from bus to bus and looking very worried.

    “What the hell are you doing, get a move on!“

    To which Banta replies, “I can‘t find a number 25B anywhere“.

    Whereupon Santa, holding his hands to his head in disbelief, shouts, “You idiot, steal a number 27 and we‘ll get off at the roundabout and walk the rest of the way!“


    Santa and Banta decide to go picnicking one day. When they get there, they realize they`ve forgotten the whisky.

    Banta says he go and get it if he promises not to eat the chicken till he gets back.

    Now, Santa waits and waits till a whole day goes by, when Santa says to himself: Come on, I`m hungry. He is not going to come back so let me eat the chicken anyway.

    Suddenly Banta pops up from behind a tree and says: If you do that, I won`t go !


    Once Santa and Banta try to land an airplane in the States. They start descending and as they touch the ground Santa screams, the runway is ending...“.

    Banta swiftly gets the plane back up in the air... They make a big turn and start descending again. The moment they touch the ground, Santa screams again “Get the plane up, the runaway is ending...“.

    Banta swiftly gets the plane back up in the air... They make a big turn and start descending again... This goes on again and again...

    During their fourth descent Santa says : “Look at those stupid Americans, they build this huge & expensive airport but with such a short runaway..“,

    “I know“ answers Banta, “But look how wide they made it....“

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    good collections...

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