* Her mother looks down at you because you didn't pass
out from IIT Madras / Anna University
* Her father starts every conversation with 'I say...'
* She shudders if you use four letter words.
* She shudders when you eat eggs.
* She has long hair, neatly braided.
* She uses the word 'Super' as her only superlative.
* Her name is another name for a Goddess or a flower.
* Her first name is longer than your first name, middle name and
* When she mixes milk and rice you are never sure whether it is
for the Dog or for herself.
* On weddings she sports a mini jasmine garden on her head and
wears silk saris in the Madras heat without looking too uncomfortable
while you are melting in your singlet.
* She thinks Arvind Swami is the sexiest man alive.
* Her favourite cricketer is Kris Srikkant.
* Her favourite food is dosa though she has tried North Indian
snacks like Chats (pronounced like the slang for
* She bursts into song with her cousins in every movie. She bores
you by telling you which raaga each song you hear is based
* You don't have to give her jewelery, she'll be happy if you got
her flowers instead.
* She is more educated than you.
* Her father thinks she is much smarter than you.