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    Bill Gates and lallo parshad of India conversation...

    Bill Gates and lallo parshad of India conversation...
    Bill Gates and lallo parshad of India conversation....

    Gates: Namaskar! you must have heard of Windows.
    Laloo: Oh yes! most govt. offices we have the single window clearance concept.


    Gates: At home have u installed Windows?
    Laloo: I have removed all windows due to increased burgalaries in our house.

    Gates(Confused): Then what is the system you operate on?
    Laloo: OPERATION? Yes, I had a Hernia operation last month.

    Gates(Sweating): Hope the internet is being used a lot in India.
    Laloo: Oh Yes! Due to increased mosquito problems many people are sleeping under the net.

    Gates: By the year 2010 India should export computer chips.
    Laloo: We are already exporting Uncle Chips.

    Gates(Feeling very Uneasy): do you regularly use LapTops?
    Laloo: My grand-child sleeps on the top of my lap.

    Gates(Heavily Sweating): The Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh knows a lot about RAM and ROM.
    Laloo: RUM? Prohibition is being lifted and it will be shortly available in A.P..

    Gates(Feeling Dizzy): I would like to take your leave before my system crashes.
    Laloo: I have exhausted all my leave.

    Gates: I have no energy left, let us go out and have a bite.
    Laloo: BITE? I believe in non-violence. I will not bite.

    Gates: (System Crashes and Found Missing). "Windows is restarting. Please wait............."

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    not hillarious...sorry

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