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  1. #1
    fine-future
    Guest

    little jokes :)

    "CoMeDy"


    1) Fqeer:10Rs dedo chai peyonga
    Admi:chai to 5 ki hai
    Fqeer:Girl Frnd ko b pelaonga ga
    Admi:Fqero ne b Grl Frnd banali
    Fqeer:nhi saab Grl Frnd ne fqeer bana diya..





    2) Kiyoon "SANDAL" dikhati ho hamey, hum to tumhari "ZULFOUN" pe
    marty hain..

    Ji chahta hai kho jaaen in mai,
    Per in mai bethi "JUOUN" se darty hain






    3) Tum Meri Pehli Mohobat To Nahi Ho Lekin...
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Mene Chaha Hai Tumhe Pehli Mohobat Se Bhi Ziada..


    FN|ΞFTr|Ξ
    |v|





    4) Arz kya hai!

    Tmhe dekh kr aksar mujhe aajate hein chakkr

    wah wah



    tumhe dekh kr aksr mujhe ajate hein chakkr

    smjh nhi aata tum moannas ho ya muzakkar?




    5) L =====
    O =====
    V =====
    E =====

    L=loss of money.
    o=out of mind.
    v=vaste of time.
    e=end of life.
    So don't LOVE.

    Only line maro....






    6) TUM Hi TUM HO

    Hansne Me
    Rone Me

    Jagne Me
    Sone Me

    Pane Me
    Khone Me

    "TUM Hi TUM HO"

    KOYAL Ki Koo Koo Me
    Pholon Ki Khushbu Me

    Gaaon Ki Gori Me
    Aatay Ki Bori Me

    "TUM Hi TUM HO"

    ABBA Ki Daant Me
    TariQ Road Ki Chaat Me

    MAma Ki Pitai Me
    DiL Pasand Ki Mithai Me

    Jhoote Ki Sachai Me
    is DiL Ki Gehrai Me

    "TUM Hi TUM HO"

    PYAR Ki Nishani Me
    Student Ki Biryani Me

    Chai K Hotel Me
    7up Ki Bottle Me

    Karli K Saahil Me
    Or,
    Mere MOBiLE Me

    "TUM Hi TUM HO

    FnT3Rz





    7) Ishq Main Barbadi Na Karwa Lena


    Apne aabu Ke Arman Khaak Main Na Mila Dena

    Jo paise ghar se sbzi lanay k liye milty hain

    Un Ka Easy-load Na karwa Lena.






    Samundar bhar syllabus he.
    nadi bhar parh pate he.
    bal'tea bhar yaad hota he.
    mug bhar likh pate he.
    chullu bhar number atey he.
    aao doob k mar jate he






    9) Teri Ankhon Me Aansu

    Chehre Pe Hansi Hai

    Teri Saans Me Aahain.


    Dil Me Bebasi Hai

    Tune Pehle Q Na Bataya Mujhko

    K


    Teri Ungli Darwaze Me Phansi Hai...






    10) Us ne mere dil me jaga banali,


     



    Maine bhi uski tasvir apne dil me sajali


    Wo mujhse aise hi ruth gaye,


    Phir maine bhi uski dusri "BAHAN" phasali:-P







    N ~|~r



  2. #2
    Aragorn
    Guest
    LOLLLZZZZZZZZZZ

  3. #3
    usf86
    Guest

    Re: little jokes :)

    Quote Originally Posted by fine-future
    "CoMeDy"


    1) Fqeer:10Rs dedo chai peyonga
    Admi:chai to 5 ki hai
    Fqeer:Girl Frnd ko b pelaonga ga
    Admi:Fqero ne b Grl Frnd banali
    Fqeer:nhi saab Grl Frnd ne fqeer bana diya..





    2) Kiyoon "SANDAL" dikhati ho hamey, hum to tumhari "ZULFOUN" pe
    marty hain..

    Ji chahta hai kho jaaen in mai,
    Per in mai bethi "JUOUN" se darty hain






    3) Tum Meri Pehli Mohobat To Nahi Ho Lekin...
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Mene Chaha Hai Tumhe Pehli Mohobat Se Bhi Ziada..


    FN|ΞFTr|Ξ
    |v|





    4) Arz kya hai!

    Tmhe dekh kr aksar mujhe aajate hein chakkr

    wah wah



    tumhe dekh kr aksr mujhe ajate hein chakkr

    smjh nhi aata tum moannas ho ya muzakkar?




    5) L =====
    O =====
    V =====
    E =====

    L=loss of money.
    o=out of mind.
    v=vaste of time.
    e=end of life.
    So don't LOVE.

    Only line maro....






    6) TUM Hi TUM HO

    Hansne Me
    Rone Me

    Jagne Me
    Sone Me

    Pane Me
    Khone Me

    "TUM Hi TUM HO"

    KOYAL Ki Koo Koo Me
    Pholon Ki Khushbu Me

    Gaaon Ki Gori Me
    Aatay Ki Bori Me

    "TUM Hi TUM HO"

    ABBA Ki Daant Me
    TariQ Road Ki Chaat Me

    MAma Ki Pitai Me
    DiL Pasand Ki Mithai Me

    Jhoote Ki Sachai Me
    is DiL Ki Gehrai Me

    "TUM Hi TUM HO"

    PYAR Ki Nishani Me
    Student Ki Biryani Me

    Chai K Hotel Me
    7up Ki Bottle Me

    Karli K Saahil Me
    Or,
    Mere MOBiLE Me

    "TUM Hi TUM HO

    FnT3Rz





    7) Ishq Main Barbadi Na Karwa Lena


    Apne aabu Ke Arman Khaak Main Na Mila Dena

    Jo paise ghar se sbzi lanay k liye milty hain

    Un Ka Easy-load Na karwa Lena.






    Samundar bhar syllabus he.
    nadi bhar parh pate he.
    bal'tea bhar yaad hota he.
    mug bhar likh pate he.
    chullu bhar number atey he.
    aao doob k mar jate he






    9) Teri Ankhon Me Aansu

    Chehre Pe Hansi Hai

    Teri Saans Me Aahain.


    Dil Me Bebasi Hai

    Tune Pehle Q Na Bataya Mujhko

    K


    Teri Ungli Darwaze Me Phansi Hai...






    10) Us ne mere dil me jaga banali,


    Maine bhi uski tasvir apne dil me sajali


    Wo mujhse aise hi ruth gaye,


    Phir maine bhi uski dusri "BAHAN" phasali:-P







    N ~|~r

  4. #4
    Aragorn
    Guest
    hey usf86 u gotta REPLY IN WORDS

  5. #5
    nick1983
    Guest
    lol; this was funny; good post

  6. #6
    Huma
    Guest
    Nice Jokes

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