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    part 2 new sms 4 pakis and indian ;)

    Rina: what is the difference between boys & girls? Seema-
    Boys are naughty, we are beauty, they've chest, we are breast. Rina-
    They've night falls, we've 2 big balls,they've a big pole,we've a big hole.
    Seema : They can fuck' we can suck. They are brilliant' we are pregnant
    and at last we are "LOVERS" They R "FUCKERS"

    Girl:Itís 2 tight
    Boyonít worry,Iíll do it slowly,
    Gal:Push it in,
    Boy:Ah..I canít,
    Gal:Itís painful,
    Boy:Forget it.
    Weíll buy new WEDDING RING

    Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko
    Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa
    Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!

    Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye,
    Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye...
    Light chali gayi,
    Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye....

    Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
    Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
    Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me,
    To Reliance ki kasam DELHI me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..

    Tu ne mere man se khela,
    Tu ne mere tan se khela,
    Tu ne mere dil se khela,
    Tu ne mere Dhan se khela,
    Tu ne mere man, tan, dil aur dhan se khela,

    Well Played, Well Played (Wah..Wah..)

    Wo hamari zindagi main kuchh is tarah se aaye.
    Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aaye.
    Jaise hare bhare khet main Bhais ghus jaye.

    Aaj! aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
    Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain....

    Maine tujhe dekha
    Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
    Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

    Zindagi se wafa hamne bhi ki hain bahot par
    Gamon ke siva aur kuch mila bhi to nahi,
    Ek tujhko pakar bahut khush tha main ,
    Par sath tera manzil tak mila bhi to nahi...

    Kafan se mat dhako mere is chehre ko,
    Mujhe aadat hai muskuraane ki ...
    Mat Dafnaao muzhe Kabarr me,
    Mujhe ab bhi umeed hai kisi ke aane ki "

    One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
    Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

    Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai

    Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai

    Nonsense! Yeh sab kya ho raha hai?

    Khushbo sy hwaon sy B milty nhi kuch log
    Mosam ki Adaon sy B milty nahi kuch log
    Mil jaen tu jewan ko saja dety han lakin
    Bichryn tu duaon sy B mlty ni kuch log


    1.)Maid: What do you want, sir?
    Visitor: I want to see your master.
    Maid: Whatís your business, please?
    Visitor: There is a bill...
    Maid: Ah! He left yesterday for his village...
    Visitor: Which I have to pay him...
    Maid: And he returned this morning.

    1- Sardar ji is buying a TV
    "Do you have color TVs?"
    "Give me a green one, please

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