2 aerials got married ,,, the wedding was crap but the rdeception was brilliant,,,, sillier ones are the best lol
Jesus Christ walks into a bar, slams three nails down onto the counter and says to the bartender, "Can you put me up for the night?"
A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre...........so the barman gave her one!
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a pretty woman. He orders a drink and turns to her.
Guy: "Can I smell your pussy."
Woman: "Absolutely not!"
Guy: "Oh, it must be your feet".