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    Court room drama

    Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren't
    prepared for the answer:

    In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his
    first witness to the stand - a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He
    approached her and asked, "Mrs.. Jones, do you know me?" She
    responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since
    you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment
    to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk
    about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you
    haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more
    than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

    The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across
    the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"

    She replied, "Why yes, I do. I 've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
    youngster too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He
    can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is
    one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on
    his wife with three different women, one of whom was your wife. Yes, I
    know him." The defense attorney almost died.

    The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and in a very
    quiet voice said, "If either of you b*stards asks her if she knows me,
    I'll throw you in jail for contempt."

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