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    Difference between men and women...

    WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

    1. Yes = No
    2. No = Yes
    3. Maybe = No
    4. We need = I want
    5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
    6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
    7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
    8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
    9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
    10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

    MEN'S ENGLISH


    1. I am hungry = I am hungry
    2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
    3. I am tired = I am tired
    4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
    5. I love you = let's have sex now
    6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
    7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
    8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
    9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
    10. Can I take you out to dinner? =I'd like to have sex with you
    11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay









    And finally.....

    A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle .

    For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.

    However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.





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    lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



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    hahahaaa...



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    that ws so funny.... kool post..... but didnt get the last line.... how can she imagine such a weird thing????



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    becuase he is attentive, meaning paying attention to her...do u get it now



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    hahahahaha..... is it so....?????????? hahahahahahaha...... ye jokes b na.... jokes hi hotey hain..... they dont keep anything secret...



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