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    funny smses

    1) A beggar came 2 me: Allah k naam pe dede baba. I replied: mere pas paise nahi hai, yeh msg padnewale ko leja. Beggar: maine bheek mangi BHIKARI NAhi..

    2) Yeh Jo Hai Na... Yeh Jo Haath Mein Pakda Hai...Yeh Sirf Msg Receive Karne Ke Liye Nahin Hai... Iss Se Msg Jaate Bhi Hain...Try It..!

    3) I want to say a word to u!!

    that's STARTS with u.......

    & ENDS With u....

    and That defines U.....

    "ULLU''

    4) kahi andhera to kahi shaam hogi meri har khushi tere naam hogi
    kuch mang ke to dekh humse ae dost bijli pani ka bill or karz me dubi proprty tere naam hogi,

    5) Im very sorry yaar, I was ignoring u from last few days but now it wont happen in future, now I have understood that SAATH REHNE SE AIDS nahi failta......
    happy AIDS DAY.

    6) You are ABCDEFGHIJKL!

    A-Adorable

    B-Brilliant

    C-Cute

    D-Dashing

    E-Exciting

    F-Fantastic

    G-Great

    H-Humorous

    I- Intelligent

    JKL-Joke Kaisa Laga!

    7) We spend a lot in buying more and more clothes, Forgetting that most blissfull blessed moments are enjoyed without clothes...!

    Someone rightly said..It's difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things like WOMEN and then he rudely turns them into WIFE.!!

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    AAAAnchi.... .
    X cuse me Plz....!sorry to disturbe U

    10) Chandni raat me sone se pehle
    Khawbo ki duniya me khone se pehle
    Maine socha tumhe yaad dila du
    Maine socha tumhe ehaas dila du

    Susu kar k sona.





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    very naughty yaar.........



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