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    Nice Sentences ...

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    1) 3 easy ways to die:
    Take a cigar daily - you will die 10 years early
    drink rum daily - you will die 30 years early
    Love someone truly - you will die daily

    2) A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.

    3) One good way to reduce alcohol consumption :
    Before marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
    After marraige - Drink whenever you are HAPPY


     


    4) Three fastest means of communication :
    1. Tele - Phone
    2. Tele - Vision
    3. Tell to Woman
    need still faster - tell her not to tell anyone ...

    5) Love your Friends not their sisters, Love your sisters not their friends

    6) Let us be generous like this :
    Four ants are moving through a Forest.
    They see an Elephant coming towards them.
    Ant 1 says : we should kill him.
    Ant 2 says : No, let us break his leg alone.
    Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path ...
    Ant 4 says : No, we will leave him because he is alone and we are FOUR.

    7) If you do not have a Girlfriend - you are missing something in your LIFE
    If you have a Girlfriend - you are missing everything in your LIFE

    Question : when do you congratulate someone for their mistake.
    Ans.: On their Marriage

    9) When your Life is in Darkness, pray GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness
    Even after you Pray, if you are still in Darkness - Please PAY the Electricity Bill.

    10) Why Government do not allow a Man to marry 2 women
    Because per constitution, you can not be punished twice for the same mistake



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    When your Life is in Darkness, pray GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness
    Even after you Pray, if you are still in Darkness - Please PAY the Electricity Bill.


    Cute one... lolz.

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    old one...angel... anyway thanx...

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    thanks astroboysam

    oh k.. dont know unni

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