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    Nice One ~ Joke

    A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
    confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
    'Good morning,' said the young man 'If I could take a couple of
    minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
    high-powered vacuum cleaners' 'Go away,' said the old lady. 'I
    haven't got any money, I'm broke!' As she proceeded to close the
    door, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open.
    'Don't be too hasty,' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen my
    demonstration.' And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on
    to her hallway carpet.
    'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse
    manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.
    The old lady stepped back and said, 'Well I hope you've got a damned
    good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.'


     



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