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    How Old ????

    I thought was a good one!

    HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING,
    SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD? WELL....

    MY NAME IS ALICE AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE
    HIS FULL NAME.

    SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH
    SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.
    COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

    THIS BALDING, GREY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE W AS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD
    ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .

    'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

    'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.


     


    HE ANSWERED , 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?'

    'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.

    HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

    THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD,BALD,WRINKLED,

    FAT ASS, GREY-HAIRED,
    SON-OF-A-B*TCH ASKED:

    'WHAT DID YOU TEACH?



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    hahahahahaha

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    ROFL

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    cant stop laughing.....grt post

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    extremely good one ..unexepcted

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