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    Marriage Proposals

    This is Ultimate…………………
    These are Girls profiles taken from shaadi.com These are actual ads on
    a matrimony site. Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a
    profile description as everything is straight from the heart!
    Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar
    after reading this mail...

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    Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,If
    any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good
    education but i working all field in bangalore ... if u like me u
    welcome to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident
    or send u letter..
    Thanks
    yours Regards Sowmya ~*~
    (Truly yours)

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    i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state
    she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
    (Wut Homework?)

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    I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I
    love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love.
    I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i
    love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on
    ........hold my hand forever !!!
    (The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

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    i am simple girl. I have lot of problemin my life because of my
    lucknow i am looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot
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    i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but
    while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast
    (by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)

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    HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
    LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL
    MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY
    THEY ARE
    1. THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
    2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
    3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
    ( They!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

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    whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone
    groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he
    would be called the man of the lamp
    (I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)
    Infact she doesn ?t know wat she wants ?.. ? A LAMP ? ?

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    i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I
    love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
    (I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is
    suffering from "Ok-syndrome")

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    iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father &
    mother sister completely married
    (somebody please explain in comments section how to get married
    'completely'?)
    ( Confused ?? )

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    my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me
    pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
    (height of desperation! J )

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    iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
    (No comments)
    (Plz ? for gods sake ask somebody ?s help in framing sentence )

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    hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily.
    i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good'. i expect the
    good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other
    caste accepted ....
    (but credit cards not accepted..)
    (Perhaps Debit Cards accepted ?.. Clean Habit s? Is there
    anything like that.)

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    I am Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social
    service.
    (Zebra..)



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    lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz............... i cant help laughing..... thats so funny... i also cant figure it (completely married) out?????... help me.... haahahhaha.... thanx alot 4 sharing such a funny post.... keep it up...

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    ME LAUGHING OUT

    nice one lovely

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    ROFL!!! Good stuff

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    ROFL! Lolz... what is that completely married stuff!

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    my gudness happy to c u all laughing..

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