1: Enless hours on the road with too many people in the vehicle.
2: Your job is entertain a room full of loud, writing manics.
3: If you do your job well, people ask you'll produce more.
4: You ask yourself daily: "Am I tripping? Or did I really just see that?"
5: Your name is always shouted, never spoken.
6: Someone is always pulling at your clothers. 7: Grouples follow you to the bathroom.