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    teacher and student jokes....

    Teacher : I am extremely pleased to see the high grade you have achieved during these exams.
    I hope that you will continue achieving such splendid results.
    Student : Sir, I can definitely achieve such high grades, if you again get the question papers
    for the next exam printed at my father’s press.












    Science teacher: Dipu, which is the source of light to all the planets?
    Dipu : I don’t know, sir.
    Teacher : It is the sun.
    Dipu : But the sun will realize his mistake when he gets the electricity bill.




    The teacher was examining Ravindra’s maths answer sheet. He was very much surprised
    to see so many mistakes in the answer sheet.
    “Ravindra,” the teacher asked, how did you commit so many mistakes in your answer sheet?”.
    “Sir” , Ravindra replied, “ I did not write the paper alone. My father helped me out”.





    Teacher : (To Ramesh, a student). Ramesh, what is the climate of Australia?
    Ramesh : Frozen cold, sir,
    Teacher : (in a very angry tone). Who told you?
    Ramesh : Sir, the food tins we receive from Australia are Always frozen cold.





    Teacher : How high can kangaroo jump?
    Brindu : As high as the Qutab Minar.
    Teacher : Manish, do you think that Brindu is right?
    Manish : Well, I don’t even know that Qutb Minar could jump.





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    Science teacher: Dipu, which is the source of light to all the planets?
    Dipu : I don’t know, sir.
    Teacher : It is the sun.
    Dipu : But the sun will realize his mistake when he gets the electricity bill.

    this is sooooooooooo funny



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    shalin_99
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    LOLZ...



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    beng072488
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    lol



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    coolestnapster
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    gud ones



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