Airhostess: Sir Aap Kya Lein Gy?

Lahori Musafir (akarrty hoye):
Pepsi, Kabab, Chicken Pakora & Tandori Chicken With Naan raita+salad

... Airhostess: Sadqay jawan, pressure kuker di toti warga monh ey tawada..
Tusi PIA dy jahaz ty aaye ho,
Apni behan de walimay ty nai..!

Moral:
Airhostess v lahore di C..!..