> "Dogs Welcome"
> A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his
> vacation. He wrote: I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed
> and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me
> at night?"
> An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who wrote: SIR: "I've been operating this
> hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes,
> silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the
> night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill.
> Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel.
> And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."