An Irishman went to Confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church.

'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I
had sex with Pussy Green twice last month.'

The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail

Soon thereafter, another Irish man entered the confessional. 'Father, it
has been two months since my last confession. I've had sex with Pussy Green
twice a week for the past two months.'

This time, the priest questioned, 'Who is this Pussy Green?'

'A new woman in the neighbourhood,' the sinner replied.

'Very well,' sighed the priest.. Go and say ten Hail Mary's.

At mass the next Christmas morning, as the priest prepared to deliver the
sermon, a tall, Voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous woman entered the
sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she slowly
sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest. Her dress
was green and very short, and she wore matching, shiny emerald-green shoes.

The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green dress and
matching green shoes sat with her legs spread slightly apart, but just
enough to realize she wasn't wearing any underwear.

The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered,

'Is that Pussy Green?'

The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears but managed to calmly

'No Father, I think it's just a reflection from her shoes'.