Government announced Rs. 50,000/- to every family with 5 children.

One Sardar had 4 children; so he tells his Sardarni:-

I have a son through my girlfriend; I will go and get him.
Then total will be 5 and the Govt will pay 50,000/-.

Sardarini appeared shocked but the Sardarji was least worried.

Sardar brought his child and asked his wife: Jitender aagaya hai -

Maninder, Surinder, Rajender aur Virender kahan hain?

Sardarni boli -Jis jis ke they woh le gaye......