Government announced Rs. 50,000/- to every family with 5 children.
One Sardar had 4 children; so he tells his Sardarni:-
I have a son through my girlfriend; I will go and get him.
Then total will be 5 and the Govt will pay 50,000/-.
Sardarini appeared shocked but the Sardarji was least worried.
Sardar brought his child and asked his wife: Jitender aagaya hai -
Maninder, Surinder, Rajender aur Virender kahan hain?
Sardarni boli -Jis jis ke they woh le gaye......