One day I accidentally overturned my cart.

Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a
villa on the golf course,heard the noise and called out,

“Are you okay, what's your name?"

"It’s Jack, and I’m OK thanks," I replied.

"Jack, forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while,
and I'll help you get the cart up later."

"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, ”but I don't
think my wife would like it."

"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted.

She was very pretty and persuasive.

"Well okay," I finally agreed, and added, "but my wife
won't like it."

After a restorative brandy, and some "interesting time" together, I thanked my host.

"I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be
really upset."

"Don't be silly!” Elizabeth said with a seductive smile, “She won't
suspect anything.

By the way, where is she?"

"Under the cart!" I said....