I was standing in line at the bank when there was a commotion at the counter.
A woman was distressed, exclaiming, "Where will I put my money? I have all my money and my mortgage here! What will happen to my mortgage?
It turned out that she had misunderstood a small sign on the counter. The sign read, "WE WILL BE CLOSED FOR GOOD FRIDAY".
I guess Easter was not uppermost in her thoughts, because she thought that the bank was going to close "for good" that coming Friday.