One fine afternoon a gentleman was walking down the street; and as he came
around the corner he spotted a young boy sitting in front of the local candy
shop. As he approached, he realized it was his neighbor's kid - Little

The boy was shoving sweet tarts and chocolate bars down his
throat as fast as possible, so much that it prompted the man to offer some
advice: "You know, Johnny, it's not healthy to eat all that

Little Johnny looks up at him and quickly retorts "You know, my
grampa lived to be 96 years old."

"Oh," the man replied, "did he eat lots
of candy?"

"Nope," retorted Little Johnny, "he minded his own damn