Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Nancy.
“She’s incredibly mixed up,” said one doctor. “She does everything absolutely
backwards. Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of morphine
every 10 hours, she gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He damn near died on
The second doctor said, “That’s nothing. Earlier this week, I told her
to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tried to give him 24 enemas in
one hour! The guy damn near exploded!”
Suddenly, they hear this bloodcurdling
scream from down the hall. “Omigod!” said the first doctor, “I just realized I
told Nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smith’s boil!”