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    A joke.


    Vern works hard at the Phone Company but spends Two nights each week
    bowling, and plays golf every Saturday.

    His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard,So for his birthday she
    takes him to a local Strip club.

    The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Vern! How ya doin?"

    His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to This club before.

    "Oh no," says Vern. "He's in my bowling league ."

    When they are seated, a waitress asks Vern If he'd like his usual and
    brings over a Budweiser.

    His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable And says, "How did she
    know that you drink Budweiser?"

    "I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have
    a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey."

    A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her Arms around
    Vern, starts to rub herself all Over him and says..."Hi Vern. Want
    your usual table dance, big boy?"

    Vern's wife, now furious, Grabs her purse and Storms out of the club.

    Vern follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the
    door, he jumps in Beside her.

    Vern tries desperately to explain how the stripper Must have mistaken
    him for someone else, But his wife is having none of it

    She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, Calling him every 4
    letter word in the book..

    The cabby turns around and says, 'Geez Vern, you picked up a real
    bitch this time.'


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    good one...............

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrsalem View Post
    good one...............

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