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    A joke.....

    A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi cab on the way to his hotel. Passing by the Royal York the Texan asked the cab driver "What's that building there?" "That's the Royal York Hotel" replied the cabbie. "The Royal York? How long did it take to build that?" asked the Texan. "About 12 years" replied the cabbie.

    "12 years? We build 'em twice as high, twice as wide and four times as long down in Texas, and we do that in six months."


    A while later the cab driver makes his was past the Metro-Toronto Convention Centre. "What's that building over there?" asked the Texan. "That's the Metro-Toronto Convention Centre" replied the cabbie. "Convention Centre? How long'd it take to build that?" asked the Texan. "About three years" replied the cabbie. "Three years? We build 'em twice as high, three times as long and four times as wide as that down in Texas, and it only takes us about two weeks."

    Shortly thereafter the cabbie drives past the CN Tower. "What's that building there?" asks the Texan, pointing at the tower. "Damned if I know" replied the cabbie, "It wasn't here when I drove by yesterday."

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    I would like to add some more jokes as below,

    A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you
    crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told
    "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just
    hugged him and said, "And you never will."
    Later the little boy asked his father, "Why
    mother seem to cry for no reason?"
    "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad
    could say.
    The little boy grew up and became a man, still
    wondering why women cry.
    Finally he put in a call to God. When God got
    on the phone, he asked, "God, why do
    cry so easily?"
    God said...

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