A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his
> wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head
> with a frying pan.
> "What was that for?" he asked. "That was for the piece
> of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary Lou
> written on it," she replied.
> "Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Lou was
> the name of one of the horses I bet on," he
> "Oh honey, I'm so sorry," she said. "I should have
> known there was a Good explanation."
> Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV
> When she walked up and hit him in the head again,
> this time with a iron skillet, which knocked him out
> cold. When he came to, he asked, "Now what the hell
> was that for?" She replied, "Your horse called"