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    Professor's definition of a kiss

    Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways:

    Prof. of Computer Science:
    A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.

    Prof. of Algebra:
    A kiss is two divided by nothing.

    Prof. of Geometry:
    A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.

    Prof. of Physics:
    A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

    Prof. of Chemistry:
    A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.


    Prof. of Zoology:
    A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.

    Prof. of Physiology:
    A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction.

    Prof. of Dentistry:
    A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

    Prof. of Accountancy:
    A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

    Prof. of Economics:
    A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.

    Prof. of Statistics:
    A kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.

    Prof. of Philosophy:
    A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

    Prof. of English:
    A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

    Prof. of Engineering:
    Uh, What? I'm not familiar with that term.

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    hmm i have read it before ..nice one...don't know about repost

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    nice one...

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    Thanks for you replies....

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