We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our
... anniversary? " She said,"Somewhere I have never been!" I told her,
"How about the kitchen?"
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife.
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should
be happier than others.
Now the masterpiece........
Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!