Sardar Jokes


 


1 truck dusray truck ko Rassi se bandh kr leja rha tha.
Ye dekh kr ek SRDAR hans hans kr lotpot hogya or kehne lga:
"ek Rasi ko le janay k lye do do truck...!
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Sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon meri bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay .....
Friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500rs laiti hay.
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Wife mere iraday baray neek hain, aap 1000 mai ek hain.
Sardar: mera dimag bara taiz hai, pehlay ye bata baki 999 kon hai?
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Sardar looked himself in mirror and said:
Is ko kahain dekha hai. Then he said:
Oye yaad aya, ye to woh he kamina hai jo
Shaadi ki album main meri biwi k saath hai
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Sardar1: yaar tum ne teeth pe blue ink kyon lagai hui hai?
Sardar2: oye pagal! aaj kal blue tooth ka zamana hai na
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Sardar: mai tere 64 de 64 dand tor deya gaya .
pas khara ek admi bola sardar ji dant tu 32 hote hain
sardar:menu pta si tu vich bole ga tere wi mila k dase ne
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Sardar api biwi ka ! antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui dukhi
Sardar bola: Lagta hai pohanch gayee
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Santa da dil non veg khan nu kita.
Oh hotel vich ja ke chicken order karda hai.
Waiter: French or Spanish?
Santa: Jehra marji lai aa yaar, mein kehra gallan karnian ne
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Santa: Kal sada kutta khu vich gir gaya te jor jor di chhekan maran lag pya.
Banta: Hun oh kiven hai?
Santa: Theek hi houga, ajj khu vichon koi cheek nahi sunai diti.
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A sardar went 2 Pizza Hut.There he ordered a Pizza.The waiter asked him:sir shell i cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.Sardar replied 4 hi le aa yaar 8 to nahin khaye jayein gy.
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Sardarji lost his cheque book. He approached bank manager and informed manager regarding it.
Manager : You should have taken care as any one can sign your cheque on ur behalf and empty your deposits.
Sardarji : How can others sign? I am not a fool. I have already signed all the cheques.
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Police-Tumhara dost kese mara
Sardar-Pata nahi wo bola mere pet
me chuhe kud rahe he "to mene usko chuhe marne ki dawa khila di.
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Filmi life aur Asli life me kya faraq hai?
Sardar:Film me bahut mushkilo k bad shadi hoti hai. Asli life me shadi k bad bahut mushkil hoti hai.
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