There was a funeral procession with six white horses, a coach carriage with two coffins, a man with a dog and 200 men walking behind it. A man asked: "Who died?" He was told to ask the man with the dog. The man told him it's his wife and his mother-in-law. He was asked how did they die. "This dog killed them." The man asked if he could borrow the dog. "Ok, get in line."