These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:



*FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.*
8 years old, Hateful Little Bastard.
Bites!
*

*
WEDDING DRESS** FOR SALE .*
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.


FOR SALE BY OWNER.*
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married,
wife knows everything.