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    Grand parents answering machine !


    Good morning . . ...At present we are not at home but, please Leave
    your message after you hear the beep. beeeeeppp ...

    If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from
    1 to 5 in order of "arrival" so we know who it is.

    If you need us to stay with the children, press 2
    If you want to borrow the car, press 3
    If you want us to wash your clothes and ironing, press 4
    If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5

    If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6
    If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered
    to your home, press 7
    If you want to come to eat here, press 8
    If you need money, dial 9


    If you are going to invite us to dinner or take us to the theatre,
    start talking, we are listening !!!!!!!!!!!"

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