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    barish_badal
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    Pakistani Demaag

    Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room.

    One candidate was Saqlain a Pakistani living in USA. Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know JAVA programming to leave. 2000 people leave the room.


    Saqlain says to himself, I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try.


    Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing morethan 1000 people to leave. 2000 people leave the room...

    Saqlain says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.


    Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to leave. 500 people leave the room. Saqlain says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose? ' So he stays in the room.


    Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat (language spoken in Bosnia, Serbia and Croatia) to leave. 498 people leave the room.


     



    Saqlain says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?' So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate.


    Everyone else has gone. Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who have all the required qualifications & experience I am looking for and speak Serbo Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language. 'and......Calmly,

    Saqlain turns to the other candidate and says



    ` Kaisa hay ... Ustaad?'

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    Oye....Kaminay. .........tu bhee Pakistani hay??



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    hahahahaha..........good one

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    again you have changed with sardar roles.... think out of box.. dont copy and paste....

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