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    Midhun
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    Santa and Banta Again.................

    SANTA declares:

    .. . . I will never marry in my life&. . .

    .. . . I'll give same advice to my children also. .. . . .

    ============ ========= ========= ========= ===



    SANTA talking on cell.

    BANTA: kis se baat kar raho ho.

    SANTA: biwi se.....

    BANTA: itne... pyar se....?

    SANTA: tumhari hai. . .

    ============ ========= ========= ========= ===

    A donkey kicked SANTA & ran away

    SANTA ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it &

    said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.

    ============ ========= ========= ========= ===

    SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.



    1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.



    2.Weakness:Banta' s wife,Preeto.



    3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.



    4.Threat:When I am on tour



    ============ ========= ========= ========

    SANTA: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.

    Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml

    now it's 1.5 ltr.

    ============ ========= ========= =====

    On Jeeto's bday

    SANTA had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.

    When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank

    manager.

    ============ ========= ========= ========

    teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times

    SANTA: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara

    ============ ========= ========= ======

    Teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi

    gya.

    Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan....

    ============ ========= ========= ========= ===

    Santa went to mysore palace.

    Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair

    Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up when he comes.!!..

    ============ ========= ========= ========= ===

    SANTA wanted to make a STD. call to punjab,

    He wanted to save money so what did he do?

    Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.

    ============ ========= ========= ========= =====

    Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital

    ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai........

    SANTA: Kyun key pizza hut mein"Delivery Free" hai.

    ============ ========= ========= ========= =

    SANTA aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara?

    SANTA: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gaya aur mene kaha madam

    jara sari upper kijiye photo lena hai.....

    ============ ========= ========= ========= =========

    SANTA enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?

    Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saabâ?o

    SANTA : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.

    ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ====

    One tourist from U.S.A. asked to SANTA: Any great man born in this

    village?

    SANTA: no sir, only small Babies!!!

    ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ========= ==

    Teacher: A for?

    SANTA: Apple

    Teacher: Jor se bolo?

    SANTA: Jay mata di.

    ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =========

    American says: "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."

    SANTA says: " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"

    ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ========= ======

    When TITANIC was sinking, a man asks SANTAji, how far is LAND?

    SANTA: 2kms....

    Man jumps into THE sea & asks: which way?

    SANTA: DOWNWARDS.

    ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ========

    SANTA orders pizza.

    Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?

    SANTA: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge

    ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =======

    Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.

    Santa: Who r u?

    Girl: Seeta here.

    Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya

    ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =========

    Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?

    Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai

    jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

    ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===

    Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.

    When a person asked what he was doing?

    He replied, Oye! higher studies yaar.

    ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===

    SANTA n BANTA were fighting after exam.

    Sir: Y r u fighting?

    SANTA: This fool left the answer sheet blank,

    Sir: So what?

    SANTA: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both

    copied.

    ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===

    SANTA: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.

    BANTA: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent

    my wife with him.


     



  2. #2
    vaidehirao
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    good one buddy

  3. #3
    coolestnapster
    Guest
    nice post few r old and repost one's then too nice one

  4. #4
    Midhun
    Guest
    thanx for your reply

  5. #5
    unnikrisb4u
    Guest
    superb... last one is really cool

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