An Pakistani walks into a New York City bank and asks to see the loan
officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and
needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need
some kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys
of a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank.
Everything is checked out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as
collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the man
returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business,
and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are little
puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that u
are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you
bother to borrow $5,000?"
The Pakistani replied," Where else in New York can I park my car for two
weeks for 15 bucks?"
Pakistani's are Pakistani's. ....., Smart brains.