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    Classic Definitions

    Classic Definitions

    Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
    Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.
    Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.
    Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
    Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either".
    Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
    Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
    Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.
    Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage.
    Conference room: A place where nobody talks, nobody listens everybody disagrees later on.
    Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
    Classic: A book, which people praise, but do not read.
    Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
    Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
    Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
    Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
    Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
    Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
    Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
    Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
    Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
    Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
    Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet"
    Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
    Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
    Father: A banker provided by nature.
    Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
    Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
    Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
    Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.


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