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    coolestnapster
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    Sense Or Nonsense Some Signs.....................

    Sign warning of quicksand:
    QUICKSAND.
    ANY PERSON PASSING THIS POINT WILL BE DROWNED.
    BY ORDER OF THE DISTRICT COUNCIL.....

    Notice in a dry cleaner's window:
    ANYONE LEAVING THEIR GARMENTS HERE FOR
    MORE THAN 30 DAYS WILL BE DISPOSED OF..

    Sign on motorway garage:
    PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS...
    YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS

    Notice in health food shop window:
    CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

    Spotted in a safari park:
    ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

    Seen during a conference:
    FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT,
    THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR

    Notice in a field:
    THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES


     


    Message on a leaflet:
    IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

    Sign on a repair shop door:
    WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.
    (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

    Sign at Norfolk farm gate:
    BEWARE! I SHOOT EVERY TENTH TRESPASSER AND THE NINTH ONE HAS JUST LE



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    sweety4u
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    nice dear

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    coolestnapster
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    cheers da

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    good one............

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    cheers mate

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    I had once seen this one in front of some hotel:

    we welcome guests and send back friends

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    coolestnapster
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    thanks for share

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