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    Stupid Question / Answers .......... ha ha ha

    1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .

    Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?

    Answeront u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

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    2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...

    Stupid Question -Sorry, did that hurt?

    Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you try again.


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    3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...

    Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.

    Answer:-Why? Would it rather have been you?

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    4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

    Stupid Question:-Is ! the "Paneer butter Masala" dish good??

    Answer:-No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

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    5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...

    Stupid Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.

    Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself

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    6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

    Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?

    Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive's just the money.

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    7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

    Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?

    Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not.You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.

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    8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

    Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?

    Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding.... ..

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